OMG these guys are nuts! NEXT DC: "Brothers & Sisters, it is with great pleasure that we announce the release of an addition to your Armageddon survival kit." (crowd applause accompanied by oohing & aahing). "We present to you the Paradise Hazmat Radiation Protector Suit & Shovel. With this loving provision from Jehovah you will be able to safely bury the irradiated of Jehovah." (more applause & whispering re how Jehovah provides)
ROFLMAO, Guess they'll have to bury all those birds that start eating those corpses, then the coyotes & other animals that are feasting on the birds. Oops too many dead things now there is typhus and diptheria. Wait...is that a divine innoculation syringe coming down from heaven to save us? (as the survivors of the Big A ooh & aah once again at Jah's marvelous provisions. Leslie